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THE COMPLETE AND UNCENSORED s**t LIST


AGNOSTICISM What is this s**t?


ALTRUISM Want some s**t?


AMISH s**t dost occur.


APATHISM I don't give a s**t.


ATHEISM I don't believe this s**t.


BA'HAI All s**t is truly s**t.


BUDDHISM s**t happens.


BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM s**t happens because the
Bible says so.


CAPITALISM How much will this s**t cost?


CARTESIANISM I s**t, therefore I am.


CATHOLICISM If s**t happens, you deserved it.


CLASSICAL Marxism The workers take all the
s**t, but they're gonna dish it back out again.


COMMUNISM It's everybody's s**t.


CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "s**t
happens."


CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created
all the s**t that happens.


CONTRACT THEORY If we don't agree to form
society, everything will go to s**t.


DADISM Your mom knows her s**t.


DARWINISM We came up from s**t.


DESCARTES I s**t therefore I am.


DIANETICS s**t your way to a better life.


DOMINICANS Belive in s**t, or we'll boil you in
it.


DYSLEXIANISM Hits shapnep.


DISCORDIANISM This MIGHT be s**t, but is
instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.


Logical-Positivism s**t = S+H+I+T


MARINES It's not just s**t, it's an adventure.


MCCARTHYISM Are you now, or have you ever been,
s**t?


MENNONITE None of this modern s**t now.


MOMISM You'll eat this s**t and like it!


MORMONISM Your s**t is s**t, but our s**t is
the ONE TRUE s**t.


MURPHISM s**t always happens at the worst
possible time and place.


NARCISSISM My s**t don't stink.


NIETSCHE If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not
s**t.


NIHILISM Everything is s**t.


NIXONISM s**t didn't happen, and if it did, I
don't know anything about it.


Nonsequiturism Route 176 goes south.


Objectivism (Ann Rand) s**t is s**t.


PAGANISM s**t happens. And is a part of nature.



PANGLOSSISM This is the best of all possible
shits.


PLATONISM There is an ideal s**t, of which all
the s**t that happens is but an imperfect image.


Protestantism Let s**t happen to someone else.


RASTAFARIAN s**t happens, but if it's all right
with Jah, it's all right with me.


ROBINISM (tv) Holy s**t Batman!


RUSSEAU Only natural s**t is worth s**t.


Rastafarianism "Let's smoke this
s**t."


SHINTO s**t is everywhere. So as long as you're
stepping in it, show it some respect.


SKINNERISM If eat then s**t.


SOLIPSISM All this s**t is a creation of my
imagination.


SOLIPSISM The only thing I can be sure of is
that my s**t happens.


SPOONERISM Hit shappens.


STALINISM The state treats you like s**t.


SUBGENIUS Bob happens -- SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!



SURREALISM s**t is shiny and shaped like a
buick.


Scientific-Creationism s**t happens all at once



Secular-Humanism s**t happens, but there's a
rational explanation.


TAOISM The s**t that happens is not the true
s**t.


THE-FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of
the s**t.


TV-Evangelism you need our s**t, but it'll cost
you.


UNITARIANISM There's only one s**t, but you can
have it happen any way you want.


Utilitarianism Do that which generates the
greatest s**t for the greatest number.


VANDALISM I'm gonna wreck this s**t!


VOODOOISM s**t doesn't just happen - somebody
dumped it on you


Xeno's paradox It's logically impossible for
s**t to happen.


YUPPIEISM It's my s**t! All mine!


ZEN What is the sound of s**t happening?


COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS
PHILOSOPHIES


TAOISM s**t Happens


CONFUCIANISM Confucius says, "s**t
Happens."


ZEN What is the sound of s**t happening?


YOGA There's a full lotus s**t happening.


TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION s**t. s**t. s**t.
s**t. s**t. s**t.......


HINDUISM This s**t has happened before.


ISLAM If s**t happens, it is the will of Allah.


CATHOLICISM If s**t happens, you deserve it.


FUNDAMENTALISM If s**t happens, they deserve
it.


PROTESTANTISM Let s**t happen to someone else.


EPISCOPALIANISM When s**t happens, make it
tasteful.


JUDAISM Why does s**t always happen to US?


MORMONISM s**t's going to happen. Stockpile.


UNITARIANISM Deal with your own s**t happening.


TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS. We're powerless over
s**t. Turn s**t over.


ASTROLOGY Uranus transits.


PERESTROIKA We can't control s**t. Let s**t
happen.


AGNOSTICISM s**t may or may not be happening;
we don't know s**t.


ATHEISM No s**t.


GNOSTICISM Know s**t.