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my history teacher sent me some homework lol.
by Sebsterr Thu 12 Jan - 6:44:10
Hi Sebastian and Robert ,
Here is your English homework . If you have any problems get your Dads
to help you.
DF
NEWCASTLE ZOO
A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle.Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
thought of Geordie Elliott, a local lad & part-time worker responsible
for cleaning the animal cages. Geordie, like many Newcastle men, felt
he had ample ability to satisfy any female. The Zoo Keeper thought
they might have a solution. Geordie was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500? Geordie showed
some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions:
1. "First", Geordie said, "Nee kissin' on the lips." The Keeper
quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannit nivva tell neebody aboot this. The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3.. "Third", Geordie said, "Ah want all the bairns raised as Newcastle
fans." Once again it was agreed.
4. "And last of all", Geordie stated, "You gotta givvus another week
to come up with the £500".
Here is your English homework . If you have any problems get your Dads
to help you.
DF
NEWCASTLE ZOO
A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
handle.Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper
thought of Geordie Elliott, a local lad & part-time worker responsible
for cleaning the animal cages. Geordie, like many Newcastle men, felt
he had ample ability to satisfy any female. The Zoo Keeper thought
they might have a solution. Geordie was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500? Geordie showed
some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under four conditions:
1. "First", Geordie said, "Nee kissin' on the lips." The Keeper
quickly agreed to this condition.
2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannit nivva tell neebody aboot this. The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
3.. "Third", Geordie said, "Ah want all the bairns raised as Newcastle
fans." Once again it was agreed.
4. "And last of all", Geordie stated, "You gotta givvus another week
to come up with the £500".
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Re: my history teacher sent me some homework lol.
by kerrermanisNL Thu 12 Jan - 17:21:40
Haha, didnt see that one coming
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