Random text-roleplaying on... Omegle?

by **Xazper** Fri 16 Dec - 6:40:42

So yeah.. It's now 07:25 and I've just spend an hour an a half(!) on omegle... roleplaying with someone random. lol

I decided to just go with it and it was honestly really fun!

Here's a few bits of it:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You wake up in your room at the local inn, your adventuring gear at the side of your bed. The place is small, and seems to have a few cobwebs in the corners. The sounds of the bar below reverberate up the stairs, echoing joyously through the halls. What do you do?
You: Hello
You: Search gear
Stranger: It's a sword, some armor, a few gold pieces, and a few other knick knacks.
You: Search the room. Under bed, are there any closets. so on
Stranger: The room is quite sparce, all you can find is a spare gold coin and a dead rat under your bed. No wonder the accomodations were so cheap.
You: I take the gear and head downstairs to the bar
....

You: I walk up to the main building. looking for windows to look through
Stranger: There are no windows, but the doors have large, ornate knockers of demon heads on them. It still feels like you're being watched, deep down in your bones.
You: I try to open the doors.
Stranger: They seem to be locked, but you hear footsteps on the other side. The door opens quickly.
You: I look inside for who opened the doors.
Stranger: A gorgeous young woman, probably about 22 years old, is standing in the doorway. Her blonde hair is poofed up in an ornate hairdo and her sharp green eyes stare curiously at you. She has a lovely voice."Hello? Can I help you?"
You: "Gooday miss. I've come to seek out the residence of this place. I am curious as to who lives here"
Stranger: "Me and my fiance."She looks suspicious. You notice her clothing is somewhat strange, a corset and ridiculously tall boots. Something about her is unnatural, but you can't put your finger on it. Something forboding."Who are you? Some sort of hero?"
You: "To be a hero one must have done heroic acts. I am merely an adventurer and explore. May I come inside and speak with your fiance? I would like to meet him too"
Stranger: She giggles a little. "Sure, you can come in."She turns and steps inside, beckoning to you.
....

Stranger: She winks flirtatiously at you.
You: "If you do not mind. I would very much like to meet your fiance."
Stranger: "I do mind."Something about her voice is relaxing, almost distracting. You find yourself getting off guard the more you listen to her."Please? Can't we just talk?"
You: "I suppose we can. Should we go sit down so we can proper relax?"
Stranger: "Here is fine. Um... I know this is a bit forward, but can I have a kiss?"
You: "Only a fool would deny himself such a pleasure"
Stranger: She giggles and leans forward, lips pursed for a kiss.
You: I step closer and kiss her.
You: (trap I know, whatever)
Stranger: Immediately, you know that this was a mistake. A horrid pain bursts in your chest, it feels like something's being ripped out of you.
Stranger: The young woman clamps on, attempting to hold the kiss for as long as possible.
You: I try to push her awayø
Stranger: With a mighty shove, you're able to push her back. She hisses, her eyes glowing brightly."Did you have to do that? I'm hungry
....

Here's the link to the full log if anyone is interested in reading the whole thing (doubtful and it's long, but it was fun to make)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=941TJ02I

by **Bounty** Fri 16 Dec - 6:44:40

I've had good times on omegle too..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Howdy

Stranger: how are you ?

You: I'm a quite well good sir

Stranger: ok

You: Wait

You: I'm a quite?

You: Thats not right

Stranger: ? lol

You: LET ME START OVER

You: SAY HI

Stranger: ok

Stranger: hi

You: Howdy

Stranger: how are you

You: NO YOU FORGET THE QUESTION MARK

You: START OVER

Stranger: hi

You: Howdy

Stranger: how are you ?

You: I am quite well good sir

You: I f*****g NAILED IT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: I'm touching myself

Stranger: Describe it

You: My hand is touching my other hand

Stranger: f**k YOU

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
will u go out with me

You: Sure

Stranger: yes

You: Hey it's mine

You: I said it first

Stranger: bitch

Stranger: i said it first

You: OH

You: OH YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE WITH THIS

Stranger: -pulls out samurai sword- you bet yo scrawny ass i do

You: *Crackes knuckles* I'll sock ya in the mouth!

Stranger: lets go bitch lets go!

You: *Jab*

Stranger: -slice-

You: OH GOD MY LIVER

You: AAAAAAAARGGHGH

You: FUUUUUUCk

You: *Dead*

Stranger: yeah you punch me in the mouth... ha i f**k yo s**t up

Stranger: well that was fun

Stranger: thanks stranger

Stranger: 18 m usa ? u?

Stranger: oh s**t... i actually killed him

Stranger: scoops up in arms

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Stranger: drops body

Stranger: oh gross i got blood on my shirt

Stranger: uhhh.... -grabs defribulator-

Stranger: -straps onto chest-

Stranger: CLEAR!

Stranger: -shocks-

You: AARGH MY GOD MY LIVER

You: AAAARGH

Stranger: -fixes liver-

You: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Stranger: you tried to take my man bitch

You: Wait it's a guy, s**t, take him

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: alright deuces bro i'ma leave this chat

You: Laters dude

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
Hot Topic now sells My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic shirts for adults. Opinion?

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: i want it.

You: Needs more Rarity

Stranger: i want a rarity shirt

Stranger: she was the best

You: Dude no, get out, all Rarity shirts are mine

Stranger: she worked SO. HARD. on those pony dresses

You: AND THEY f*****g SUCKED AHAHAH

Stranger: :::

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
My little Pony

Stranger: My little Pony

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Stranger: My little pony

You: I used to wonder what friendship could be

Stranger: Until you all shared it's magic with me

You: Big adventures

Stranger: Tons of fun

You: A beautiful heart

Stranger: Faithful and strong

You: Sharing kindness

Stranger: It's an easy feat

You: And magic makes it all complete

Stranger: You have my little pony

You: Don't you know you're all my very best friends

Stranger: flawless victory!

You: Same time next week?

Stranger: Sure!

You: Catch ya laters dude *Brohoof*

Stranger Take care *brohoof*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
Wat the best sex position (;

You: 96

Stranger: doggy

You: It's like 69ing but you rub your asses on the back of each others heads

Stranger: omg

Stranger: hahahahah

You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hello. Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is Oak! People call me the Pokémon Prof! This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokémon!

Stranger: cool

Stranger: !

Stranger: lol

You: For some people, Pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights. Myself...I study Pokémon as a profession.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: thats cool

You: First, what is your name?

Stranger: Noob

You: Right! So your name is Noob!

Stranger: yes.

You: This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby...Erm, what is his name again?

Stranger: So... your name is Oak what is your last Name?

You: My last name is Oak.

Stranger: Then What is your first

You: Professor.

Stranger: oh ok....

Stranger: My rivals name is Oak

You: That's right! I remember now! His name is Oak!

Stranger: thats good

You: Noob! Your very own Pokemon legend is about to unfold! A world of dreams and adventures with Pokémon awaits! Let's go!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.