Programming

This was written on the classroom blackboard on the day leading up to the exam:

If (Exam == true)
{
Grade = Presentation();
}
Else if (date < examDate)
{
Panic();
}
else
{
Slack();
}
Presentation()
{
Dias.Show();
return 12; //Returns highest grade
}
Panic()
{
Consume(Redbull);
}
Slack()
{
Games.Play(WoW);
Games.Play(Battlefield 2);
Sleep(2880000);
}

Also I just came out of the exam with a 4 (equivalent to a D on ECTS)

Hehe, nice. Though I much prefer Python's use of indentation for block delimitation.