What doesnt kill you makes you stronger!!

Continued from Loz's thread..

What injurys, illness, or accidents have you had/been in

Just a few

When i was 13 a camping gas stove (5kg butane) blew up and left me with 30% second degree burns,

when i was 8 i popped a wheely when i landed i smashed 5 of my teeth out and broke my skull (behnd top set of teeth)

When i was 3 i ran head first into a coffee table corner, nearly popping my eye out of my head total recall style! several stiches to the side of my eye and i still got the scars today

done both ankles, been stabbed, kicked in, got a dented side of the head from the kerb


and i did honestly get a paper cut once!




loads more but i cant remember them all

Nothing major really...

broken a few bones...
nose x 4
left arm x 2
right hand
ribs x 3
right foot

both big toes
plus a few cuts, stitches, bumps and strains!

other than that im a perfect specimin of a human being, so my imaginary friend tells me!

I have sprained my ankle twice .


i was once in a pretty bad car crash and got a fat lip
3 of the other guys in the car went through the back window

ukVandal wrote:
i was once in a pretty bad car crash and got a fat lip
3 of the other guys in the car went through the back window

i remember that like it was yesterday on that note: i was talking to brassy the otherday hes still mad as f**k, but stilla good lad

hmmm i broke my arm playing football...

when i was 11 i had liver desease having a liver byopsi @ 11 under local anasthetic isnt a good thing

Naytdawg wrote:Continued from Loz's thread..

What injurys, illness, or accidents have you had/been in

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I have had a more recent RTA when I was knocked off my bike. Bloke lost control of a car and mounted the cycle path,
hit me 21 metres through the air (all witnessed by my son who was behind me and from Police report)
Broken back, lucky it didn't damage my spinal chord but off flying for 13 months with that one.

Not very lucky am I. LMAO

I was 13 and in a sailing race clipped on to a wire and stood on the side of the boat. We got hit by a strong gust of wind and flipped the boat I had no time to unclip the wire ended up kicking myself in the back of my head with my heals. Luckly no broken back being young the doc told me that helped.

Was due to go away for a week sailing when i was 15 messin about on the local park and I surfed down a slide slipped off the bottom and broke a bone in my hand. still went away but couldnt sail. That was gutting as we traind for months for the races.

Got ran off the road on my motor bike when I was 16. I was on a country road through a slight S bends and the on coming car took it as a straight I turned into a field and didnt see the ditch went over the handle bars see a bright flash of light broke my collar bone. I didnt know my collar bone was broken until I got home. Dragged the bike out of the ditch twisted the handle bars straight (that hurt like hell) and rode home. Wasnt until i went in the front room coverd in mud and grass and my Dad said we better get you to hospital. I said its only a bump im fine he said look at the state of your arm it was then the shock kicked in. I could touch my shins with out bending down.

I work for a medical firm who supply wound care machines and ITU special care beds as a enginer who installs and fixes on site I`ve seen my fare share of accident victims. Bit of a shock the first time I had to fix a bed with the patient still on it in a ITU and the familiy look at me with the dont mess this up stare.

Most interesting injury I have sustained is probably getting shot in the eye with a BB gun when I was about 12/13 thanks to my brother he claims the gun wasn't loaded well that hurt like hell thankfully no permeant damage.

Wow, All so interesting. Well the first one isn't and injury but I was born about 8 weeks premature. When I was still in the hospital I had a hernia where a portion of my intestines was sticking out threw my abdominal wall. They fixed that by sewing the gap in wall shut. Well most of my life up until i was around 8 or 9 and then i woke up with yet another hernia which i had to go to the ER for, then then set me up for surgery during the summer. Then up until now everything has been cuts and bruises and then I strained part of my hip and the tendons. So YIPPY!!!!!
P.S. If you look at my mug shot in the pic thread it only looks like I broke my nose I really didn't.

ive had loads of the usual broken nose,arm,cheekbone,skull,leg cuts and bruises but the worst by far when i was about 15 and some slapper ripped my foreskin by literally bouncin up an down on my cock (she was a big lass) scariest thing was when she went down on me an came up spittin blood everywhere screamin , i looked down an nearly passed out.
need to stop with these chemicals :bball:

Snapped banjo string > everything

I've fallen off a two story roof, whilst trying to negotiated the ladder. Had tunnel vision and was blacking out. Took ages for the docs to find me, as I'd fallen into an alleyway.

Been stabbed twice. Was lying out in the sun, minding m'own business when some fooker came up from behind and stuck it in me.

Been shot, blown up, run over, kicked, punched and drowned.

And this was all last Tuesday... ...can't wait to do it all again tonight. Who's up for a game!

lmao

I actually thought u was serious till u said u got shot

Naytdawg wrote:Snapped banjo string > everything

dude i feel ur pain.. ive never snapped it propa but ive had a little rip in it and jesus i can only imagen what it must be like to propa snap it.

Gaz wrote:ive had loads of the usual broken nose,arm,cheekbone,skull,leg cuts and bruises but the worst by far when i was about 15 and some slapper ripped my foreskin by literally bouncin up an down on my cock (she was a big lass) scariest thing was when she went down on me an came up spittin blood everywhere screamin , i looked down an nearly passed out.
need to stop with these chemicals :bball:

So your not a practasing jew just a DIY one.